Crafty Winter Sportsman Gifts

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

First aid in mountains

Polar bear bowling alley

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Hockey Season.

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Ice Fishing

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Bored?'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Milkjet Skiing

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Dog Igloo.

Olympics create interest in curling.

Slalom

Cold Beers and Skiers

Aargh, Many Trees

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Greco-polar wrestling

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski Holidays.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls