Crafty Sports Lover Gifts

Goalie knitting.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Saving a Heart

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

Improvised Dentistry.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'