Playful Sports Lover Gifts

'Hey, count me in!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.