Playful Sports Lover Gifts

'Hey, count me in!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'