Peculiar Sports Lover Gifts

Ski Surfing

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Mixed Doubles.

Alternative fielding positions

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Snooker Golf.

Saving a Heart

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

350 Feet.

Extreme Bungy

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Hockey Season.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'