Sports Lover At Heart Gifts

Play Ball!

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Saving a Heart

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.