Unusual Sports Aficionado Gifts

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Boomerang cow.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Improvised Dentistry.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.