Winter Sports Warrior Gifts

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski Lift Duel.

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Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowmobull

Snowman

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Ice skater