Wintertime Warriors Gifts

Snowman facing firing squad.

Ice fisher.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Snow Crime

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

January Joiner

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Sriracha"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."