Winter Wonderland Warriors Gifts

A man stuck in a snowman

'Yeah. We should help them.'

Covid Winter

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Snowman ice fishing.

Keeping Warm in Winter

'First of all, relax.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Beach snowman.'

'It is too snowing!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Snow Bridge.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

UFO and snowman

Where's my global warming?

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'You win. Go out and play.'