Quirky Game Player Pillows

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Marco Polo in the Wild

"3...2...1... ready or not here I come."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Fly Football

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I beg to differ."

Dog fetches dice

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Silly sausages

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Microscope slide

Tug the Toggle

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

'Can somebody please find Y?'

Colonel Bagshot.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Hardscrabble"

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."

"It's a crank call - just heavy transpiration."

Alien Claw Game

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself