Quirky Game Aficionado Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: darts

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Fly Football

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Camping-Pong

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Fishing for Birds

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Football Crazy strip six

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Boomerang cow.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Antler Buzzers.

Knights of the Square Table.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Llama training

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."