Quirky Pastime Admirer Pillows

Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Llama training

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"You're not from around here...are you?"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

You too can juggle.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'Creepy.'

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."