Quirky Pastime Admirer Gifts

Yes, I'm very fond of falconry. What of it?

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'What's wrong with you?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Llama training

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"You're not from around here...are you?"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

You too can juggle.

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

World's Worst Triathlete.

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."