Quirky Hobby Lover Gifts

"I love you, you big fool."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Remote Olympics

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

Llama training

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

You too can juggle.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."