Quirky Habit Enthusiast Gifts

Naked bowling in the living room

"Sweetie, you know I can’t sleep without mariachi noise."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Weird things I do because of the internet

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'What's wrong with you?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Llama training

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

Circus News

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Can't a guy have a hobby?

A man fishing in a tree stump