Quirky Fun-lover Pillows

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Pastry Hat

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Hats and Food

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Can I have flies with that'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Snapshots in Time

Who knew grass migrates?

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Toenail clipping missile.