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"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

Crazy paving company.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Tapped Tree

Pirate trying on parrots.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Sugar Machine

Showbiz

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Time For This Odd House

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

Ringing horn

"Guess what I say today!!"

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

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