Quirky Connections Fan T-Shirts

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Old-fashioned computer

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Tapped Tree

Crazy paving company.

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

Sugar Machine

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Freak Accident Specialist

Showbiz

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Time For This Odd House

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"Guess what I say today!!"

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

Ringing horn

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

I'll trade you my phone for a latte. Pardon? You'll love it. It's vintage. A collector's item. It's from 1998. I bought it from a really old man in a magic shop last year. No deal. Come on! It's not like the shop vanished as soon as I left it. And it's not like I keep getting mysterious late-night calls on it from people in 1998 who keep telling me jokes I've already heard a million times. And it's not like the magic shop man told me I can only get rid of the phone by selling it or trading it. R

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'