Quirky Connection Enthusiast T-Shirts

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Football Crazy strip six

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

A Highly Networked Staff

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Puzzle Family

TV Repair 101.

'Male and Female He created them.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Lovers greeting each other

'Slow Connection'

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Symbiotic Connections

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'