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Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

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"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

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Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

A Highly Networked Staff

"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'What's wrong with you?'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Puzzle Family

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

TV Repair 101.

'Male and Female He created them.'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Lovers greeting each other

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'Slow Connection'

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Symbiotic Connections

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

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