Quirky Connection Lover Pillows

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Freak Family.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Flatware Follies.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Symbiotic Connections

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

"Yes, crazy does sometimes beat sane... but rarely during a job interview."

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."