Quirky Connection Lover Gifts

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Symbiotic Connections

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Helena Bonham Carter

Wow, that's really a thing of beauty! Have you ever thought about being a uvula model?

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

"Yes, crazy does sometimes beat sane... but rarely during a job interview."