Quirky Connection Gifts

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Pole Vaulting Club

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Microscope slide

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

Symbiotic Connections

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

I don't think you can call a false start penalty before the season even begins.

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Have you seen me?