Quirky Connector Gifts

Foot tap

"Call me!"

Networking

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'I work at the airport.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

Symbiotic Connections

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

Engineering and Engine Earring

I've fallen in love with your voice, but unfortunately, things can probably never work out between us. I'm a cartoon, and you're recording.

"The line is busy, please try again later...."

Crucifix Spoon

Other than wearing your house key on a lanyard around your neck, there's nothing seriously wrong with you.

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."