Quirky Connector Pillows

Foot tap

"Call me!"

Networking

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'I work at the airport.'

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

Symbiotic Connections

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

Father electric plug to son: 'It's time you knew, son ... you're adapted.'

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

'Wait! Come back! -- I don't even know your name!'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"The line is busy, please try again later...."

Engineering and Engine Earring

Crucifix Spoon

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."