Quirky Conductor Pillows

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Cats on Board.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

A trevor of trainspotters

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Musical Web

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Spatula Conductor

Absurd motorbike

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

The return of Miss Subways

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

'We've found the problem...'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Snowman going to work.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Oar-tobahn.