Quirky Conductor Prints

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Cats on Board.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

A trevor of trainspotters

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Musical Web

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The return of Miss Subways

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

Spatula Conductor

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

Absurd motorbike

'We've found the problem...'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."