Quirky Driver Prints

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

Cats on Board.

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

No caption. (Two drivers side by side. The car on the left is driven by a human and there is a Christianity symbol in the form of a fish on the back. The car on the left is driven by a fish and there is a similar symbol in the shape of a man on the back of the car).

Horse rider driving his car like a horse

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Your parking is improving."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Parts of an automobile

The return of Miss Subways

'We've found the problem...'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I gave on the E train."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'How am I doing?'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

SCUBER

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

"It runs on helium."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Clown Bike Rack

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

Have you installed the heater?

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'Not my idea of an open top car'