Quirky Compassionate Motorist Prints

Motorist trying to revive squashed frog on road.

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Parts of an automobile

'We've found the problem...'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Ducks crossing.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

Driving home for Christmas.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Have you got it in beige?"

"It runs on helium."

Have you installed the heater?

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

I brake for elves.

The Off-Roading Commuter

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

"Where's the red cape, pal?"

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Hog Wash.

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."