Quirky Compassionate Motorist Gifts

Motorist trying to revive squashed frog on road.

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Parts of an automobile

'We've found the problem...'

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Ducks crossing.

Driving home for Christmas.

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

"It runs on helium."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Have you installed the heater?

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"Have you got it in beige?"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

The Off-Roading Commuter

I brake for elves.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic