Laughing Motorist Gifts

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Ducks crossing.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

It's just until I stop chasing cars.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

I brake for elves.

'I've been glamped!'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'To hell with high gas prices!'

Out of Bumper Stickers.