Laughing Motorist Pillows

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Ducks crossing.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

I brake for elves.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

'I've been glamped!'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'To hell with high gas prices!'

"Your '94 Nissan wants you to know she's fine."

Out of Bumper Stickers.