Quirky Commuter Pillows

Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'How am I doing?'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'Wanna lift?'

Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Oar-tobahn.

'Minicab?'

"First, though, we'll be boarding all our bald business travellers who've been asking a ton of interesting questions for the past forty-five minutes."

The Other Human Centipede

'Ever since Jack started driving his Harley to work, his staff meetings creep me out.'

Snowman going to work.

Clown Bike Rack

The return of Miss Subways

"I gave on the E train."

Underwater Train

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Fall on a desert island

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.