Quirky Commuter Gifts

Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

"I felt you get on at the traffic lights, but who are you exactly?"

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

'How am I doing?'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'Wanna lift?'

Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Oar-tobahn.

'Minicab?'

"First, though, we'll be boarding all our bald business travellers who've been asking a ton of interesting questions for the past forty-five minutes."

'Ever since Jack started driving his Harley to work, his staff meetings creep me out.'

Snowman going to work.

Clown Bike Rack

The return of Miss Subways

"I gave on the E train."

Underwater Train

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.