Comic Conductor Pillows

"From the top - 'Watermelon Man.' Let's sock it out and give Mrs. Ritterhouse a chance to really cook!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

No Instruments Please

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Take me home now!"

Spatula Conductor

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Honey I'm Home

Airbus

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

Theme Park 'n' Ride

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'