Awkward Reconnector Pillows

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Networking

HR - Helping Relationships

My Dream Valentine

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Coronovirus dreams

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Symbiotic Connections

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"Call me!"

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"God, it feels so good to be able to hug you again."

Technology and human relations

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