Awkward Networker Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with a pillow featuring funny, relatable slogans about social awkwardness. Perfect for relaxing after a networking event.

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After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . . mockup

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

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Good Luck!

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WiFi Signals

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What price beauty?

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"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?" mockup

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

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"How sweet, your hand is trembling." mockup

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

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"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds." mockup

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

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Writer Services: We fix plot holes. mockup

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

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"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien," mockup

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

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'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

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'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.' mockup

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

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'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.' mockup

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

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"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?" mockup

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

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People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten mockup

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

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"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

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"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade." mockup

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

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Internet Name Tags.

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"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills." mockup

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

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"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner." mockup

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

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"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing." mockup

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

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"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun." mockup

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

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"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

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'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.' mockup

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

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"Insider trading is so last century, I prefer exclusive networking opportunities."

"Insider trading is so last century, I prefer exclusive networking opportunities." mockup

"Insider trading is so last century, I prefer exclusive networking opportunities."

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Nethead strip: Dates

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And remember, you're supposed to be promoting me!

And remember, you're supposed to be promoting me! mockup

And remember, you're supposed to be promoting me!

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Men Networking

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"Get names!"

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"You're just toying with me, aren't you?"

"You're just toying with me, aren't you?" mockup

"You're just toying with me, aren't you?"

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Small Talk Lounge

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Golf course deals - 'Rule of thumb: Anyone who has spent five hundred dollars for a putter, and two hundred for a lime green golf shirt, that's someone you want to get to know.'

Golf course deals - 'Rule of thumb: Anyone who has spent five hundred dollars for a putter, and two hundred for a lime green golf shirt, that's someone you want to get to know.'

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