Awkward Socializer Pillows

"Hi. I'm, I'm, I'm... You'll have to forgive me, I'm terrible with names."

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Man at a dinner party asking for help.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

What price beauty?

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Practicing my hate-face."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

Nethead strip: Dates

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

Send. End.

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"