Awkward Socializer Pillows

"Hi. I'm, I'm, I'm... You'll have to forgive me, I'm terrible with names."

'I'm sorry darling. I'm not very good company tonight.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Man at a dinner party asking for help.

What price beauty?

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

Nethead strip: Dates

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

Send. End.

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."