Awkward Social Experimenter Pillows

"It's over." "I'm outta here." "It's not you, it's me."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

What price beauty?

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Scientist with test tube.

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."