Humorous Experimenter Pillows

Breakthrough by a comic

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Cursing Scientist.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I feel so seen right now."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."