Humorous Experimenter Pillows

Breakthrough by a comic

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Could you keep still?"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

DNA Xmas.

"I feel so seen right now."

Cursing Scientist.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.