Joyful Experimenter Pillows

Bubbles

"Young Frankenstein"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Sexual chemistry set

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Cursing Scientist.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'