Affectionate Experimenter Pillows

'I think he's saying he wants a hug.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Love linked

Sexual chemistry set

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Scientists building a tower