Social Experimenter Pillows

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

"It's an experiment. I haven't looked at my phone all day and I'm still bumping into things."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Under 'reason for loan' you've put, 'social experiment.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Macho Vegetarian

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Life stripped bare

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

Two discoveries.

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'