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'It was just an academic exercise. I was simply trying to prove crime really doesn't pay.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Plasma Ball

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Plasma Ball

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Scientists building a tower

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'And this is scraps.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.