Scientific Experimenter Pillows

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Miami Mice

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Professor...what are you doing?

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"We're making progress."