Scientific Experimenter Pillows

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Miami Mice

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Cursing Scientist.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"I feel so seen right now."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Professor...what are you doing?

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'