Self-help Experimenter Pillows

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Monster Self-Help

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Always expect the best