Self-helpers Pillows

Future Site of the Procrastination Help Centre - Opening Fall of 1996

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Relationship Warning Lights

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."