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Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

Marionette

'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'

"He says I'm too clingy."

'...On the other hand, maybe you're just a victim of identity theft.'

A new "U" vending machine

"Help! Spent it all on self-help books."

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'I'm sorry, but at your weight it could be dangerous for you to take part.'

"Harold, I'd wish you'd stop listening to those self help tapes that bring you back to your childhood!"

Spent it all on self-help books.

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

Directional sign: beyond redemption, beneath contempt.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

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"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.