Self-help Aficionados Pillows

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'You really need to get rid of that insecurity blanket.'

"Pass me one of them, love."

Books: The Power of Positive Stinking.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Always expect the best

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Identity Crisis Support Group

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever