Self-help Aficionados Mugs

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'You really need to get rid of that insecurity blanket.'

"Pass me one of them, love."

Books: The Power of Positive Stinking.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Always expect the best

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Kiwi Ingenuity

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Chicken soup books