Self-improvement Aficionados Mugs

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

What else is there to wish for?

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

When life gives you lemons...

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Learn yourself English.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

It's A Breeze

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'